January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels….Helllloooo!!!….bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….box said “2-4 years!”

April - Trapped on escalator for hours…..power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions…. 8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing…..couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition….learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm….car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is “C”…..isn’t it???

October - Hate M &M’s…..they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn’t call 911…..”duh”…..there’s no “eleven” button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!