The Bus Ride
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana . The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level.
The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having […]

A blonde said, “I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off.
I was relieved when he told me all I needed was new turn signal fluid.”

GamblinTwo bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived .and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.” With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the […]

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, that […]

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels….Helllloooo!!!….bottles won’t fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….box said “2-4 years!”
April - Trapped on escalator for hours…..power went out!!!
May - Tried to […]